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 Post subject: Re: Funny Jokes!
PostPosted: Thu Nov 04, 2010 5:31 pm 
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A Catholic guy goes into the confessional box, after years being away from the Church.

There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the shelf of one wall,

is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates,

the other wall has pornographic pictures of a buxom blond.

He hears a priest come in:

"Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession;

but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be”.

"Get out, you idiot. You're on my side," the priest replies.


That's just wonderful.
I'm going to use that.

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Jokes!
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A man joined a Satanic cult and started praying to the dark one. Lo and behold, Satan actually appeared with a big hammer in his hand and asked him to make 3 wishes.

"3 wishes? But I wanted a 100"

"No, you can only have 3"

"But I want a 100"

"Do you want to ask your 3 wishes, or should I leave?"

So this guy agrees.
His first wish is "I want you to change this giant hammer into a small wooden stick"
And so it happens
His second wish is "I want you to stick this wooden stick up your arse"

No choice left, Satan pushes the stick up his arse with tears flowing down his cheeks. He roars, "ask your third wish"

"I want you to grant me my remaining 97 wishes, else I'm going to convert this stick back into the giant hammer...."

Moral of the story: You cannot get anything from the management until you put a hammer up their arse

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Jokes!
PostPosted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 3:12 am 

If you watch Cinderella backward's it's about a woman who learns her place.

^lol'd.
I heard that from a friend


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 Post subject: Re: Funny Jokes!
PostPosted: Sat Nov 27, 2010 10:15 pm 
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LMFAO that's a good one! :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Jokes!
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ROFL..

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Jokes!
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https://www.parkbillstv.com/flare/next? ... parkbills&

Two $2 bills for the price of $10! plus $11.90 processing and handling. WOW!
$4 for $21.90! WHAT A DEAL.

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Jokes!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 29, 2010 2:13 am 
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Spoiler for A Joke:

Women's Rights.
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 Post subject: Re: Funny Jokes!
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:heart: Oh Cameron \:D/

Spoiler for Another joke:

Black power.
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 Post subject: Re: Funny Jokes!
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Oh, that's wonderful. (:

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Jokes!
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I got one.

Total Z doing good for us in a skill war.
LOLOL0L0L0OLOL0OL0L0L0L0OL0OLOLOOOL0LOO00OLLLO0OO0OO

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Jokes!
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 Post subject: Re: Funny Jokes!
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LMAO. This post doesnt need anymore content then this.

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Jokes!
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Olm wrote:
A man joined a Satanic cult and started praying to the dark one. Lo and behold, Satan actually appeared with a big hammer in his hand and asked him to make 3 wishes.

"3 wishes? But I wanted a 100"

"No, you can only have 3"

"But I want a 100"

"Do you want to ask your 3 wishes, or should I leave?"

So this guy agrees.
His first wish is "I want you to change this giant hammer into a small wooden stick"
And so it happens
His second wish is "I want you to stick this wooden stick up your arse"

No choice left, Satan pushes the stick up his arse with tears flowing down his cheeks. He roars, "ask your third wish"

"I want you to grant me my remaining 97 wishes, else I'm going to convert this stick back into the giant hammer...."

Moral of the story: You cannot get anything from the management until you put a hammer up their arse


haha wow, you have the imagine that.
thats funny.

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 Post subject: Re: Funny Jokes!
PostPosted: Tue Jan 11, 2011 4:16 am 

Girl decides to take her boyfriend to her house for the first time.

Girl: Hi mom this is -, we're going upstairs
Mom: ok don't do anything stupid
GIrl: Don't worry mom....

*Goes Upstairs*

Girl: Baby Bay Baby ooooohhhhhhhhh

*Mom rushes upstairs*

Mom: what are you doing!??
GIrl: mom get out we're having sex!
Mom: oh thank God, thought you were listening to Justin Bieber


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 Post subject: Re: Funny Jokes!
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hahaha these are funny (:


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